One month to go …

Today marks the start of my Christmas holiday and I am flying back to the UK in a few hours. It is also the beginning of my one-month countdown to leaving Xinhua after two years of enough polishing to make Mr Muscle blush. Life in Beijing without suckling on the teet of the propaganda department will be strange at first but ultimately liberating I think (my wallet disagrees with that statement). I plan to try my hand at freelancing full-time and see what crops up.

I’ll save the tearful reminiscence for now but working at Xinhua has been a lot of fun, incredibly frustrating at times but always fascinating. This blog has certainly sustained my interest in the job - and indeed placed it at risk on a few occasions. I suppose Beijing Newspeak will now lose its competitive advantage but I see no reason not to carry it on. I’m hoping to persuade a friend of mine to produce more regular translations from Chinese media, similar to the one about Burma that caused a stir in October, and of course I still have my cameras cunningly dotted around a certain news agency. That was a joke, Mr President, no need to revoke my visa …

I return home with low expectations of gifts that await me. Surely nothing will be able to compete with the gem already given to me by one of my finest polishing comrades: a calendar of the PLA’s military totty in full uniform. “Qingxizhonghua” as its says on the cover. Literally meaning, “Your affection is attached to the country” so probably “Love The Country!” I particularly like Nero-esque Miss October, who is fiddling (yes, playing a violin) in front of a fighter jet while Taiwan is presumably burning. I believe it was purchased from the Military Museum here in Beijing if anyone’s interested. As my comrade said, “When the Chinese are allowed to do proper porn, it’s going to be pretty scary stuff.” On that note, have a propaganda-filled Christmas and a Happy New Year!