Wanted: Sub-editor with strong constitution

I reckon if I manage to sell this job to you, I don’t see any reason why I can’t make a fortune flogging dead skunks on Tiananmen Square. Ok, that’s enough, I’m banning cynicism for this post. Believe it or not, I strangely enjoy working at Xinhua although not when we are understaffed. The link below will take you to what I consider (without exaggeration) to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-07/20/content_6404122.htm

In the first line, please replace “is seeking” with “urgently needs”. Two of my foreign comrades departed the battlefield recently which has left two of us drowing in news stories and features about the People’s Liberation Army’s 80th anniversary. Due to the shortage in manpower, we are currently working alternate night shifts, which start at 6pm with the sight of 15 stories that have piled up throughout the day. This is unpleasant. And in case people are doubting the strength of their career prospects after working at Xinhua (ahem), one of my former colleagues left to star in a Chinese drama series opposite Ni Ping and the other is being showered with yuan as general manager of a management training company.

As this is a promotional piece, I see no problem with only listing the positives about being a sub-editor at Xinhua. (You will notice that the word “polisher” is absent from the job advert in an attempt to make the position sound more important. In fact, here me out on this one, the job is indeed a sub-editing role - with the power to reject stories or recommend stories to be written. Stop scoffing at the back. Still like to use the term “polisher” though - sounds like a relaxing pastime.)

1) After two weeks, you will notice a newfound ability to reel off a series of impressive statistics on an eclectic range of subjects such as the number of visitors to Tibet in the first quarter, domestic car sales and foreign direct investment. Seriously though, knowledge of China grows quickly.

2) Rejecting (or asking for improvement in) stories that writers have spent a couple of days working on develops your diplomacy skills.

3) (If I can be sentimental for a second …)  Opportunity to work with some great people (I don’t mean myself).

4) Chance to wave pay check in the faces of China Daily employees (while conveniently forgetting that China Daily is an infinitely more efficient operation).

Don’t all rush at once.