Breaking news: Mongolian chefs learn to make wheat snacks

I doubt this post is going to provoke quite the same level of coverage, debate and entertaining abuse (actually maybe the latter will be constant) as the previous one but anyway …

The story below landed on my desk at a particularly busy time this week. I glanced at it, giggled at what I considered to be its utter irrelevance and put it at the bottom of the pile with the intention of writing a rejection note on it at the end of my shift. Unfortunately, I completely forgot about it and it was released in the early hours by an impatient editor without being edited.

HOHHOT, April 17 (Xinhua) - Seventeen chefs from the Republic of Mongolia have wrapped up their 15-day training in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region in north China on Monday.

The selected chefs from the South-Gobi Aymag who arrived at the Urad Rear Banner on April 1 were sent to four restaurants, said Qegeg Delger, chairman of the South-Gobi branch of the Mongolian Chef Association.

They learnt to cook more than 20 hot dishes, 30 cold dishes and 20 snacks made of wheat.

Miao Xi, a chef with the Dianli Hotel who had exchanges with four female Mongolian chefs was quite impressed by their diligence. “They took notes from time to time of the ingredients and procedure,” he said.

The Mongolian chefs also taught their counterparts in the Urad Rear Banner to cook 20 cold dishes and 20 hot dishes and soups.  Enditem.

It was with sheer horror that I saw its presence on the database - probably the most woeful attempt to laud China-Mongolia relations I have ever seen. Still, I’m sure the reporter from the Inner Mongolian bureau got a tasty yak out of it.

The following day, I pointed it out to the first editor that came into my office fully expecting him to laugh and cry. Unfortunately, the editor in question wasn’t in a good mood. He had taken exception to a story I had polished the night before about Ablikim Abdiriyim, son of Uighur activist Rebiya Kadeer, being sentenced to nine years in prison. He didn’t appreciate my efforts to try and make it resemble some kind of news story by adding quotation marks around certain phrases and “a document released by the Urumqi court said …”. Wouldn’t want anyone thinking it was an open trial. So, he read the chef exclusive with a stony face and said, “Of course it is relevant. The Mongolian News Agency would be interested.”

“Even if I was a Mongolian chef with a penchant for wheat snacks, I wouldn’t be interested,” I replied churlishly.

My subsequent glance at the Mongolian English-language press prompted me to curse my own arrogance. Although, the story in question was nowhere to be seen, there was this snippet from Montsame, the Mongolian state news agency, previewing the chefs’ visit under the headline ”Cooks to leave for China”.

Ulaanbaatar, /MONTSAME/. Twenty cooks of Omnogobi aimag will improve their professional qualifications by being involved in courses in China. The training will be conducted for 20 days in the Bayannuur city of Inner Mongolia, China within the scope of the “Year for Great Construction and Increase of Vacancies”. The above cooks will study methods to prepare various meals of foreign countries. This year, vacancies are being created in the culinary field in all soums of the aimag. B. Bolortuya.

Shame on me for not looking at the wider picture in terms of Xinhua subscribers. And shame on Xinhua for depriving Montsame of the scoop of the week with such an embarrassing effort.